Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
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