Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Farmville is her only friend.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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