the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
The dick lei will go down in squad history
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
Randomize
