i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Randomize
