Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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