Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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