YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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