Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
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