Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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