trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
You may now shotgun with the bride
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Holy shit dude........stairs
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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