lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Soap is not a condiment
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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