Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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