dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
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