we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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