Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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