well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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