I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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