I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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