I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I'm getting married
To pizza
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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