we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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