if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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