you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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