Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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