didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
P.S. I can't hear my feet
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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