guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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