I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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