All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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