Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Randomize
