Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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