IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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