just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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