So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
