phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Semen is not good for contacts.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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