When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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