Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
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