bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
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