Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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