I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
There r osticjed everywhere
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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