Fuck appropriateness.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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