her vagine was all disorganized.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
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