no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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