I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
You brought string cheese to the strip club
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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