i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I got inside last night via doggy door
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Randomize
