shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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