is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
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