So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity�
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
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