my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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