sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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