hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Nicole vs. Life
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
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