doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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