drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
i now understand why vodka
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
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