did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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